Monday, July 04, 2005

Product Number 4


Product Number 4
Posted by Humbert H. Humbert at 1:12 PM Labels:

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:49 PM, July 04, 2005

    I was given one of these as a gift. It was from The Sharper Image and was in a flimsy cardboard box.

    The light emitted is of a blush-white tone that strains the eyes. The device itself is a single tiny LED powered by a very weak stored induction current and surrounded by an extremely effective mirror. Since looking at the end of the flashlight is incredibly blinding, one would assume it's actually a rather effective flashlight -- an assumption that instantly proves wrong, as even in a pitch-black room, the area of visibility is tiny and requires the light to be within a few feet of the object to be lit [poorly].

    I can't stress what a completely shitty product this is.

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  2. Humbert H. Humbert7:52 PM, July 04, 2005

    Yeah, as if you can't afford to graciously accept a few crappy gifts, you KoL-milking opportunist swine!

    Also, yeah, you're probably right, but you know, when the world ends, there will be two groups of people: those that have the crappy single LED induction flashlights and those that starve and are rent to shreds by the new radioactive super-raptors.

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