They're even more disgusting considering you just *know* some female is going to use the smoother figures for the purpose of masturbation: most likely Padme, Emporer Palpatine, Princess Leia, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Battle Droid. Surely they'll avoid Yoda and R2 D2 as they're too short (motion in the ocean, my ass), and the figures holding lightsabres might be a bit painful. Jabba the Hutt will suit whores and other such cavernously-vaginaed individuals.
Wait, why am I pondering this to such a degree? Why am I pondering this at all in the first place?
Those are disgusting.
ReplyDeleteThey're even more disgusting considering you just *know* some female is going to use the smoother figures for the purpose of masturbation: most likely Padme, Emporer Palpatine, Princess Leia, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Battle Droid. Surely they'll avoid Yoda and R2 D2 as they're too short (motion in the ocean, my ass), and the figures holding lightsabres might be a bit painful. Jabba the Hutt will suit whores and other such cavernously-vaginaed individuals.
Wait, why am I pondering this to such a degree? Why am I pondering this at all in the first place?
Off to the asylum.