Monday, October 31, 2005
We can look forward to a day in the future when speedrunning is taught from kindergarten up, where all sports have been replaced by speedrunning, and college admissions tests measure not your SATs, your extracurriculars and your personal statement, but your time on SMB3. It is a future we can barely stand to live without, I know this well my friends. But until that time, we will not wilt, we will not waver--we will remain steadfast and follow the examples of once our betters, presently our leaders, and soon to be our equals as history propels us inexorably and undeviatingly towards that euphoric end.
Saturday, October 29, 2005
You? You gonna stop me? You can just try it, I don't care. I don't have to answer to you--You don't know who you're dealing with, I'm in no mood. In fact, I suggest you leave. Now. No, I don't care that you have rolls in the oven, or that your hair is in curlers.
Yeah, well, we're all shocked. You're shocked. I'm shocked. Namely at the very prospect that you could stop me. So what if I'm reposting a link? Nobody remembers.
And even if they do, so what? What are they gonna do? You think they have any right to say what I can and cannot post? You think they should?
So just take it.
Take it and like it.
Friday, October 28, 2005
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Hey, if you want a Quakecon documentary (MOCKumentary?!) that has 480 MB of:
Almost zero gameplay footage, none of it pro
Fetishization of a fatal1ty cutout
Setup and takedown of Quakecon
Some background porn
5 minute montages of crappy casemods
10 seconds of John Carmack's keynote, with reverse reverb echo chamber sound
...here you are!