Monday, October 31, 2005

I feel the need for...

We can look forward to a day in the future when speedrunning is taught from kindergarten up, where all sports have been replaced by speedrunning, and college admissions tests measure not your SATs, your extracurriculars and your personal statement, but your time on SMB3. It is a future we can barely stand to live without, I know this well my friends. But until that time, we will not wilt, we will not waver--we will remain steadfast and follow the examples of once our betters, presently our leaders, and soon to be our equals as history propels us inexorably and undeviatingly towards that euphoric end.

Ignore that the website is ""

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Saturday, October 29, 2005


You and I

It's that post again

You? You gonna stop me? You can just try it, I don't care. I don't have to answer to you--You don't know who you're dealing with, I'm in no mood. In fact, I suggest you leave. Now. No, I don't care that you have rolls in the oven, or that your hair is in curlers.

Get out.


Yeah, well, we're all shocked. You're shocked. I'm shocked. Namely at the very prospect that you could stop me. So what if I'm reposting a link? Nobody remembers.

And even if they do, so what? What are they gonna do? You think they have any right to say what I can and cannot post? You think they should?

So just take it.

Take it and like it.

Based on a true story

With reference to Pat

Friday, October 28, 2005

Hissing Steam

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Art evolves

Light will begin to burn your skin

What's Happening in Minnesota Right Now

We can all be Kurt Vonnegut




Hee haw

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Set a spell

Tuesday, October 25, 2005


Piles of piles of piles of [FALLS OFF CLIFF]

Sure, let's check out the game roo[CHOKES TO DEATH ON A BAGEL]

Blood bath

More things that are lost

Some junk

It's almost out. It's $179.

It sure does. It sure. Does.

Also, it plays anything you put on an SD card, including emulators for every system known to pre-optical-media man.

Marco?... ... . . ....Polio...

Monday, October 24, 2005

He has given us our dignity back

It's about Looney Tunes

One less thing to remember



Sunday, October 23, 2005

Just don't play them

Flashy Mario

It is Mario Sunday, everyone, and that is the day that Mario is becomes important, if you are cruious. We have lot of Mario Sunday''s here, sometimes on Tuesday. Well, Enjoy!

Pepsi Cap & friends.

Who is Zach Zintel?

This guy also does Wierd Al Yankovich drawings.


Well, you heard the C64 fanatic...

"This game is better than Nintendo's Super Mario Bros and if you've never played it, here is your chance."

Emulator here

Repost post?

Q: Is there anything better than speed runs?

A: Speed run 'bloopers'! #1 #2

Connoisseur of the finer things

It was this or the painted bananas. I hope I made the right choice.

...way too much for any computer to decode.

You get used to it after awhile. I just see ...Final Fantasy VII, Jet Set Radio Future...

Federer with the terrible lob--Roddick at the net!!

...If you squint really hard...

Saturday, October 22, 2005

""Quakecon" "Documentary""

Hey, if you want a Quakecon documentary (MOCKumentary?!) that has 480 MB of:

Almost zero gameplay footage, none of it pro
Fetishization of a fatal1ty cutout
Setup and takedown of Quakecon
Some background porn
5 minute montages of crappy casemods
10 seconds of John Carmack's keynote, with reverse reverb echo chamber sound you are!

Triforce GBA SP, et al

Friday, October 21, 2005