Thursday, September 29, 2005

Do you like to watch?

Mellifluous like tobacco smoke

Another day at the blog factory...

Last week good ole Jim why he threw himself right off the bridge. But the blog factory, why, they din't pay nuthin to Sally, and now she's livin' on the street two towns over I hear. The blog factory, I ain't sayin' nuthin un't'wards bout it. No sir--you cain't be too careful, least round these parts. I trust yer face, you have a good honest face. So watch yourself, is alls I'm sayin'. Come to work on time, don't make trouble. No, we ain't got no need for trouble round these parts.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005




eBay brutally mocks you

It's over but... hey, don't's fine!

Well, um...hey, we can always drop-forge our own!

Yeah, won't that be fun!?


When grandma's soup just doesn't satisfy...

The question remains: does he still have a hankerin' for CRAWDAD?

Mahlt die Pixen schon! Schneller!!

Rarer than the metal slime

They are free, and you get a Dragon Quest VIII Demo! HUH. Good god ya'll.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Fancy a game?

Monday, September 26, 2005

Did you see, did you see?

No, you can't hear the Kraftwerk. Apparently there's some Kraftwerk playing in the first one. I wouldn't know. I had a tough time remembering my name after watching.

Also, you might have seen him before....Elsewhere here or there.

Getting warmer...

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Drip... Part II

Social Commentary

Drip... Part I

Of mice and men...

If you give a mugger a stick of gum...he might ask for a glass of milk...


...or ...I guess he might shoot you dead.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Breathe a sigh of relief

"Updates for the North American release include: voice-overs"

News Update
Kermit Miller to get 36% of the North American gross.

牧場物語: しあわせの詩!!

One for the furniturati

In all pictures on the site, there appears to be at least one space left open, presumably to avoid a tetris clearing the bottom shelves.

More Questions Without Answers

Bad News: It arrives headless.

Good News: The "combination of urethane foam plastic and special poly-vinyl allows her to be posed in different positions and facilitates outfit changes to fit your needs."

PSP Gets It, Part II

PSP firmware 2.0 compromised. Explanatory hacking schematic shown above.

Monday morning at the playground

Nintendo's waving its controller around all like, "fwwwoooosh, shwwwweeep! With my gyroscopic infrared controller I'm a swordfighting tennis spaceman superstar drummer!"

And then Microsoft goes, "YEAH, so what. My gyroscopic infrared controller can control Windows Media Player! Nyeeahhhh!!"

And Nintendo's all "Waaahhhhhhhhh!!"


I own 3 Gameboys, 1 Gameboy Color, and 3 Gameboy Advances. And I don't even have hands!


Japanese Robot:

Chinese Robot:

All under heaven and earth

PSP Gets It, Part I

Push button

Wednesday, September 21, 2005


It was gonna come yesterday's today, but then it came today's today.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

It is happening...again...

We all have a nightmare...

One that...

Never quite leaves you. Even after you wake up...

No really, it's a different post.

As promised, the promised land. Super strafe jumpad rocket...nail-gun jumping??

If the Micro is too small...

This thing looks cool, but is actually a little complicated to operate. The first instruction:


Time to bone up on the l33t sp33k.

No super strafe jumping yet.

Yet, it is our birthright, and we will claim it one day. We will raise our voices as one and the sound will drown out the cynics and the pacifists, drown out the sound of the old 4-players-per-server regime, stifle the cries of Counter Strike players, until the dawn, when, as if after a rain, the ground shall pulse, beat like a drum with the suffocated life of yesterday breaking forth. It will become worn from trick jumps, and lens flared figure eights will glisten in the morning sun.

And that day, my friends...that day will be ours!

Monday, September 19, 2005

Do you have the guts to click?

Fantasy Phantasy Star??

But will it run on my computer?

This is the Doom we'd be playing if Carmack was repeatedly hit in the head with a brick when he was a child.

BBS 4ever!!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

What is with interviewers anyways...

"The first in 10 years" (lies), and we don't even get verbatim...

Breaking the spell...