We know you've all had some problems with the Patriot Act. We've been thinking the same thing--it isn't powerful enough! We recommend that we can subpoena you 'administratively' now, still without any evidence, and you still can't tell anybody or we'll put you in jail. Isn't that better?
What, you think your liberties are in danger?
WELL JUST REMEMBER YOU ONLY HAVE REASON TO BE CONCERNED IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST.