Great. All you're missing is pictures of you in the pile of Wii throwing them up in the air indulgently or caressing the controller on your bed with the lights dimmed. Bastard.
What you really need is a controller that let's you use your whole body, therefore allowing you to strafe jump in real life in order to have the avatar in the game do the same. Of course, with the current Wii controller, this would mean strapping such a device to the center of your body (therefore best utilizing a spherical virtual control grid), the whereabouts of which I don't need to divulge. Thus justifying a concerted creation of "Cock Army American G.I. Joe Space Invasion."
Great. All you're missing is pictures of you in the pile of Wii throwing them up in the air indulgently or caressing the controller on your bed with the lights dimmed. Bastard.
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ReplyDeleteNice, but is it hard to strafe jump w/ that controller ;0?
ReplyDeleteWhat you really need is a controller that let's you use your whole body, therefore allowing you to strafe jump in real life in order to have the avatar in the game do the same. Of course, with the current Wii controller, this would mean strapping such a device to the center of your body (therefore best utilizing a spherical virtual control grid), the whereabouts of which I don't need to divulge. Thus justifying a concerted creation of "Cock Army American G.I. Joe Space Invasion."
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the subtitle, "Flint's Summer Vacation"...
ReplyDeleteAs if anybody's wondering why you haven't updated for a week
ReplyDeleteUsing your whole body for a controller is interesting but do you want to be tired after 15 min. of game play?
ReplyDeleteLOOK STALKER, I AM NOT GOING TO SEND YOU A PAIR OF MY UNDERPANTS THIS WEEK. YOU ARE NOT A NICE PERSON, I HAVE DEDUCED.
ReplyDeleteSO IT ONLY TAKES YOU 15 MINUTES FORTUNATESON?
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