Thursday, September 29, 2005
Last week good ole Jim why he threw himself right off the bridge. But the blog factory, why, they din't pay nuthin to Sally, and now she's livin' on the street two towns over I hear. The blog factory, I ain't sayin' nuthin un't'wards bout it. No sir--you cain't be too careful, least round these parts. I trust yer face, you have a good honest face. So ...you watch yourself, is alls I'm sayin'. Come to work on time, don't make trouble. No, we ain't got no need for trouble round these parts.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
No, you can't hear the Kraftwerk. Apparently there's some Kraftwerk playing in the first one. I wouldn't know. I had a tough time remembering my name after watching.
Also, you might have seen him before....Elsewhere here or there.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Bad News: It arrives headless.
Good News: The "combination of urethane foam plastic and special poly-vinyl allows her to be posed in different positions and facilitates outfit changes to fit your needs."
Nintendo's waving its controller around all like, "fwwwoooosh, shwwwweeep! With my gyroscopic infrared controller I'm a swordfighting tennis spaceman superstar drummer!"
And then Microsoft goes, "YEAH, so what. My gyroscopic infrared controller can control Windows Media Player! Nyeeahhhh!!"
And Nintendo's all "Waaahhhhhhhhh!!"
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
No super strafe jumping yet.
Yet, it is our birthright, and we will claim it one day. We will raise our voices as one and the sound will drown out the cynics and the pacifists, drown out the sound of the old 4-players-per-server regime, stifle the cries of Counter Strike players, until the dawn, when, as if after a rain, the ground shall pulse, beat like a drum with the suffocated life of yesterday breaking forth. It will become worn from trick jumps, and lens flared figure eights will glisten in the morning sun.
And that day, my friends...that day will be ours!