Thursday, September 29, 2005
Another day at the blog factory...
Last week good ole Jim why he threw himself right off the bridge. But the blog factory, why, they din't pay nuthin to Sally, and now she's livin' on the street two towns over I hear. The blog factory, I ain't sayin' nuthin un't'wards bout it. No sir--you cain't be too careful, least round these parts. I trust yer face, you have a good honest face. So ...you watch yourself, is alls I'm sayin'. Come to work on time, don't make trouble. No, we ain't got no need for trouble round these parts.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
eBay brutally mocks you
It's over but... hey, don't cry...it's fine!
Well, um...hey, we can always drop-forge our own!
Yeah, won't that be fun!?
OK THEN!?
When grandma's soup just doesn't satisfy...
The question remains: does he still have a hankerin' for CRAWDAD?
Rarer than the metal slime
They are free, and you get a Dragon Quest VIII Demo! HUH. Good god ya'll.
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
Did you see, did you see?
No, you can't hear the Kraftwerk. Apparently there's some Kraftwerk playing in the first one. I wouldn't know. I had a tough time remembering my name after watching.
Also, you might have seen him before....Elsewhere here or there.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Of mice and men...
If you give a mugger a stick of gum...he might ask for a glass of milk...
...
...or ...I guess he might shoot you dead.
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Breathe a sigh of relief
"Updates for the North American release include: voice-overs"
News Update
Kermit Miller to get 36% of the North American gross.
One for the furniturati
In all pictures on the site, there appears to be at least one space left open, presumably to avoid a tetris clearing the bottom shelves.
More Questions Without Answers
Bad News: It arrives headless.
Good News: The "combination of urethane foam plastic and special poly-vinyl allows her to be posed in different positions and facilitates outfit changes to fit your needs."
Monday morning at the playground
Nintendo's waving its controller around all like, "fwwwoooosh, shwwwweeep! With my gyroscopic infrared controller I'm a swordfighting tennis spaceman superstar drummer!"
And then Microsoft goes, "YEAH, so what. My gyroscopic infrared controller can control Windows Media Player! Nyeeahhhh!!"
And Nintendo's all "Waaahhhhhhhhh!!"
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
It is happening...again...
We all have a nightmare...
One that...
Never quite leaves you. Even after you wake up...
No really, it's a different post.
As promised, the promised land. Super strafe jumpad rocket...nail-gun jumping??
If the Micro is too small...
This thing looks cool, but is actually a little complicated to operate. The first instruction:
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GAMEBOY MASTER.
Time to bone up on the l33t sp33k.
No super strafe jumping yet.
Yet, it is our birthright, and we will claim it one day. We will raise our voices as one and the sound will drown out the cynics and the pacifists, drown out the sound of the old 4-players-per-server regime, stifle the cries of Counter Strike players, until the dawn, when, as if after a rain, the ground shall pulse, beat like a drum with the suffocated life of yesterday breaking forth. It will become worn from trick jumps, and lens flared figure eights will glisten in the morning sun.
And that day, my friends...that day will be ours!
Monday, September 19, 2005
But will it run on my computer?
This is the Doom we'd be playing if Carmack was repeatedly hit in the head with a brick when he was a child.
BBS 4ever!!
What is with interviewers anyways...
"The first in 10 years" (lies), and we don't even get verbatim...
